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Showing posts with label New York. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New York. Show all posts

3.08.2017

Vagina Down Coats

Photo: shot on iPhone

I'm sure these are warm, but I don't like the way they look and yet they're everywhere in Sheepshead Bay and Brighton Beach. These coats make women look like they're coming out of a vagina - all over again. Welp. 



10.27.2016

The Early Morning Chatterboxes



Photo Credit: Ryan Casey- http://www.butyourelikereallypretty.com/



One of the downsides to public transportation:

Nothing ruins peace and quiet while you're trying to sleep en route to work like two loud parakeets who look like Mrs. Doubtfire. Talking non-stop until the train literally screeches and drowns their obnoxious voices.

#NotTodaySatan 

6.07.2016

The Buddhist and Taoist Signs

Photo: shot on iPhone


That time when a monk lady scammed me for $5...
#namaste #consecrationofamoron #ImaDildo

4.24.2016

Union Protesters

Photo: shot on iPhone


You haven't experienced New York until you walk down the street and see a union protest happening on a random Tuesday or Thursday. These are technicians union workers protesting in front of a Verizon retail store.

The Seat Hogger

Photo: shot on iPhone

How big is someone's vagina or penis that it needs its own breathing space??

8.19.2015

New York, New York

photo credit: Verbal Misdemeanors
 
You're never alone in New York. As you power-walk towards your office, you march to the beat of the garbage trucks honking their horns, being driven by burly Irishmen.

And then, you see your neighbors...a Caucasian female Meth Head with advanced formication sleeping next to her African American partner. Occasionally, they alternate signs: "Pregnant and Hungry" and "Homeless and Hungry."

They've made a nice bed for themselves here and can somehow sleep through the trucks that park right next to them to unload merchandise or prepare for construction on the building they are loitering next to.

Gotta give it to them though, it takes guts to leave your money out in the open like that.

New York, New York!


12.17.2014

Sports Guy


A random man is standing on the train, and a shaggy guy with unruly hair looks over at him and starts laughing. Then this psycho mess begins..

"You like sports? I love sports!"

(joker smile)

"Some people become really pissed off. I'm not pissed off. It's just shitty that people would rather spend $2000 on seat tickets for s shitty Knicks game instead of feeding starving children."

(still smiling joker-style)

"Complete bullshit. What about you? You take drugs? Pot? Nothing wrong with that!"

(gets off train. Guy he was talking to turns to a couple and says:)

"If he wasn't getting off at this stop, I was. Shit"  

8.12.2014

The Teeth-sucker and Loud-mouth



Credit: Train Pigs FB https://www.facebook.com/trainpigs

Young black girl talking really loud on her cell phone, while propping the phone on her shoulder and chin as she stuffs her face with Dunkin Donuts:

Conversation-
Girl: Yeah...I told that nigga to get out ma house... I don't care...

*clicks/sucks her cheeks and picks a piece of doughnut*...

Yeah. He called me and I told him I was leaving. Uhum...don't give a fuck...

*clicks/sucks her cheeks and picks a piece of doughnut*...

I came in, got my shit and told him I was leaving. Yeah...well, where you wanna go? Ima get this nigga back, watch...

*clicks/sucks her cheeks and picks a piece of doughnut*...

We'll see. Wait. What?? I can't here you (voice gets louder as the train goes underground). Can you hear me? I'm on the train! Can you hear me??

YES. We can ALL here you girl.

8.03.2014

The Black Evangelist Lady


Sometimes they look crazy and homeless, other times they come on the train and stand very poised, well-dressed and with a thundering voice. This one was the latter preaching:

And all of you think you're so smart and above everything but the Lord is the only One! You ain't never gonna see redemption until you find Jesus! And I call out to Him, "Help them, Lord! Help them see the way!" I know that's right. Kids these days. Wasn't like it used to be befo'. No ma'am not no more. Help them Jesus!


7.31.2014

The Career Maven



I'm my line of work, sometimes you can tell where someone is in their career by just talking to them and looking at them.