Sports Guy

A random man is standing on the train, and a shaggy guy with unruly hair looks over at him and starts laughing. Then this psycho mess begins..

"You like sports? I love sports!"

(joker smile)

"Some people become really pissed off. I'm not pissed off. It's just shitty that people would rather spend $2000 on seat tickets for s shitty Knicks game instead of feeding starving children."

(still smiling joker-style)

"Complete bullshit. What about you? You take drugs? Pot? Nothing wrong with that!"

(gets off train. Guy he was talking to turns to a couple and says:)

"If he wasn't getting off at this stop, I was. Shit"  

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